Monday, December 11, 2006

Are you ready for the new world government? This government will tell you what to eat, what to wear, when to work and when to play. If you obey its leaders you will be rewarded by allowing you to drink from the Fountain of Youth and you will live forever. If you disobey you will be punished with the most horrible torture you can imagine. Well I have good news, you don’t have to wait. This government has existed for thousands of years.

The Pagans (Christians) have it, the Jews have it, and the Muslims have it. I don’t know about the rest of the world but I assume they also have it.

Yes, you guessed it. I am talking about religion. Religion is not a government you say. Then what is it? Name a country in the Pagan, Jewish, Muslim world that is not governed by religion.

Why are all of these countries governed by religion? I guess it’s because humans are too weak and stupid to govern themselves. Is it a fact that man cannot do right and be good without some supreme being looking over his shoulder and peeking into his mind? If this is true, not to worry, there are plenty of priests, rabbis, and clerics to keep us on the straight and narrow. They have their guidebooks written by other priests, rabbis, and clerics a long time ago. These books were inspired by dreams, visions, and necessity because certain people wanted power and control.

I have just finished reading an interesting article in the morning paper, “Church ATMs: modern-day donation plates.” “At the Stevens Creek Community Church, God takes credit cards.”

Isn’t that nice? I wonder if that came through a dream or a vision, probably more like a necessity. People are more free with their plastic than they are with their cash.